![I wrote 89 pages of horrible poems about being a standup comic. The cover of the book is the semi-famous James Dean poster with him photoshop't out and me in. I did this without any meds.](http://d10j3mvrs1suex.cloudfront.net/s:bzglfiles/u/156543/8469264166ef6729937eab5db96ea941dcc1e0ac/original/963c05-faf3bad0a64ffacceb82ed612075538f-jpg-srz-p-480-640-75-22-0-50-1-20-0.jpg/!!/b%3AW1sic2l6ZSIsIjM1MHciXV0%3D/meta%3AeyJzcmNCdWNrZXQiOiJiemdsZmlsZXMifQ%3D%3D.jpg)
I wrote 89 pages of horrible poems about being a standup comic. The cover of the book is the semi-famous James Dean poster with him photoshop't out and me in. I did this without any meds.
![Jeff Marder told me one of the funniest stories I ever heard about accidentally shitting his pants on a first date.](http://d10j3mvrs1suex.cloudfront.net/s:bzglfiles/u/156543/3732c399a5474f6a77eb09fc7fdb3497c5afdd29/original/963c05-d954a2494558c91f31c3d20071d3070a-jpg-srz-p-640-480-75-22-0-50-1-20-0.jpg/!!/b%3AW1sidCIsMTgwXSxbInNpemUiLCIzNTB3Il1d/meta%3AeyJzcmNCdWNrZXQiOiJiemdsZmlsZXMifQ%3D%3D.jpg)
Jeff Marder told me one of the funniest stories I ever heard about accidentally shitting his pants on a first date.